Are you just gonna be a little French pansy your whole life? Apparently Kyle: But Chef, you just ripped on Chinese people. Keep your damn mouth shut! It's numbuh-- uuhhh... Oh, I don't know. Young man, Why do you have your eyes closed? Where they will undoubtly be beaten Let's hear it for the parade coordinators! Oh, I don't know. Extras • I have been obsessed, and obsession isn't good. national champions. dodgeball. So now that you're educated about her disease, you won't need to make fun of her. I think you might have disease. You can't give me an office referral, and-! A Chinese kid throws the ball at Kenny, and knocks him flat dead against Kid from Denver throws the ball and it gets stuck in Cartman's flub. Look, Pip, the rules are simple. I must edjucate the entire town about this awful And besides I hate French people. Cartman: Oh, just try not to send anybody to that monster nurse this Clyde: I heard the school nurse is heidiously deformed. And so it is Stan and Cartman run out the door screaming. So I suppose that's out. And the last team to still have anybody standing wins. I'm gonna get the mayor on the phone Kevin: Hey if you want to make him throw the ball, say this. Chef: Ok, that was pretty good Pip, but you're supposed to hit the kids Day in and day out. All sit on couch. Sheila: Yes! Unfortunately, it would mean my death. I want to invite your nurse to a dinner party at my house this evening. Mayor: And now let's kick off our week long festivities with the first pissed off again trying to cover the camera with her hand, pissed even So did you ever think of just, you know, having it cut off? made fun of like all the rest of you do to each other. You see boys, sometimes, when babies are born, they're born as twins. Sheila: That does it! for dodgeball! So, Captain Ahab has to get his whale, huh? Stan: [To one of the kids on the other team]Hey, why did you guys forfit? Let's say around 8:00? That hurts good. against. But sometimes, after the Siamese twins are joined together, one of the twins dies before birth. Park Cows! Tom: Dude that is not cool. Yeah. Gonna need some cream for your ass Stan: Dude, I don't get it. Mayor: [At her usual podium] Ladies and gentlemen on this 4th day of Kid: They do nothing but dodgeball. Kyle: Come on limey. Can you ever forgive me? Just imagine: a big yellow "Dodgeball Champions" banner hanging in the cafeteria! South Park is the world champion in dodgeball. Nurse: I'm the school nurse, did you hurt your nose? Chef: Children! Now your team's on offense. dodgeball players aren't like us. Chef: You know Eric, I just realized something. I'll use my credit card. all be interested in. Forget this stupid game. What are synonyms for conjoined twin? Show More. or. Sheila: Sometimes, after the Siamese twins are joined together, one Chef: Great catch Kyle. Next time you wanna scare the hell I'm not upset about her. His birthday is February 25. Conjoined Fetus Lady. or. long. Good thing they have those big eyes so that they don't have to rery on that amazing American interrect. in the back and pulls it with the jelly roll on it, using it as a slingshot. Ladies and gentlemen, on this fourth day of Conjoined Twin Myslexia Week, all our prayers are with our little South Park Cows now playing their hearts out in China. Kevin's most notable trait is his Star Wars obsession, seen in both "The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers" and again in "Fatbeard". [Groan] Kyle: We don't wanna play dodgeball. or. Full Ep. Mayor: [on a podium as usual]: And so as we have this honorary dinner, You don't make fun of somebody because of their ethnicity. but when they lift it up the kid's still on the ground. Nurse: Young man, why do you have your eyes closed? Congradulations, you're I mean gravy! Joking is a way for them to come to terms with what they don't understand. well get this overwith, we gotta start thinking about DC. in honor of this that I declare this exciting week as....Conjoined Twin We could set aside a whole week to make the public aware of folks just like you. Great news! Are you just gonna be a French Eh-eh-uh... Do you have any non-dairy creamer? Tom: [Mocking an American] Do you have any non dairy creamer? Yeah, maybe that dead fetus makes her smarter. Oooh, baby, come on the Chinese kids. Stan: Yeah. "Conjoined Fetus Lady" is the fifth episode of Season Two and the 18th overall episode of South Park. I'm not a student! God-damn, maybe if you didn't eat all those croissants, Okay, that was pretty good, Pip, but you're supposed to hit the kids on the. Chef: Oh I'm sorry children, I let it all go to my head. Kid: Last year's national champions were the Austin Pirates. Yeah, and if you don't, you're a big dumb-ass European hippie piece of crap. I'm Bob Thomas, the coach for the Denver Cougars. Sharon: Hello Sheila? Well, I'll talk to Nurse Gollum, but I'm sure she'll be delighted. Kyle: No it isn't it hurts! uh-uh. Sometimes, the dead twin is inside the living person, Mayor: And now friends, it's time to present lifetime conjoined twin Children, that's not cool! Some people are heard crying in the back. feel like an outcast with our first official conjoined twin myslexia hats! to win. Synonyms for conjoined twin in Free Thesaurus. Mr.Mackey: Uh, Principal Victoria, Nurse Gollum has conjoined twin myslexia. Another Chinese kid throws a ball at Cartman. We're going to Washington DC! Sit down boys. nobody else would play us, because they knew we'd just beat 'em silly. Kyle discovers the reason: the nurse has a stillborn conjoined twin fetus attached to her head. Full Ep. Chef blows whistle. Children, that's not cool. At the post office, she's trying to shoo him away, she's very angry that he's filming her. Mayor: Nonsense. No, no no. That nose is bleeding pretty bad, Kyle. Our South Park cows have just beaten the Washington special or treated gingerly, I just wanna be ridiculed, shouted at and You get this kid, and we are state You got crepes in your ears.". Sometimes, this dead twin is inside the living person, so even. Cartman: Stan? And we could have seminars to educate, m'kay? Uh, Nurse Gollum is absolutely qualified to be a--. Stan: Yeah, shut up Pip. This has Chef: Alright lets go cows. is up to us to make her feel comfortable and welcome in out town. Heart! … He's going to the nurse's office. Short announcer: [Also mocking an American] You all come back now, you trying to split his head open with an icepick? It originally aired on June 3, 1998. "Dodgeball Song" • Mayor: But most importantly this week has brought to my attention a Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. So I told the school board to find me some hick school from the mountains, Our South Park Cows have just beaten the Washington dodgeball team, and are on their way to the world championship in China. children on that side. It is up to. That is my job. Sheila, I was just wondering if you might know why my son is trying to split his head open with an ice pick? “Conjoined Fetus Lady” (season 2, episode 5; originally aired 6/3/1998) This one really takes me back. What a glorious parade that was! Uh-how about a hat, then? Still all Chinese prayer. And take those stupid things off your heads! He turns pink, and starts spinning around. Dead Fetus In Her Head is a one-man-project from Finland. Sheila: Damn it Kyle. What's the matter Frenchie, you got crepes in your there are shots of nurse Gollumn painting a house, looking pissed through ice pick. He is taken to the nurse's office, which is widely regarded as a horrific place by the students. I'm a pretty happy person. make fun of foreigners. China for the world championship. Aren't we supposed to have won something in order to go to State Finals? Jelly roll's perfect! Yes, Principal Victoria, the thought had occurred to me. Mr.Mackey: Yeah, but it doesn't matter. Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen let's hear a round of applause for the It's Sharon. It would only be a bigger letdown the next year if we. He gives the Chinese kid a piece of paper. Don't you have dodgeball in France? Kyle: Hey you know that nurse is actually pretty cool. Did you hurt your nose? Move to the next cue. Now we're almost to China. A kid from the other team throws the ball and knocks Clyde down. Kyle: And when she moved up and down, the little fetus jiggled. Mr.Mackey: Do we have to eat Kosher stuff? Bob: Well I certainly wanna thank you for bringing your team down. Mrs.Crabtree: Do you want an office referal? Jordan, Swanson, pull forward! Owwweee! South Park - Episode 205 - Conjoined Fetus Lady: The Weekly Script: script in text format: imdb: dvd video cd book: South Park - Episode 206 - The Mexican Staring Frog Of Southern Sri Lanka: The Weekly Script: script in text format: imdb: dvd video cd book: South Park - Episode 207 - City On The Edge Of Forever: The Weekly Script: Also Kevin Stoley is believed to be Chinese-American. A movie starts out. You wanna be on my team again? We've been asked to play in the state finals Her disease should be brought to light so that it can be right now! Crowd laughs. And actually, I'm not from France--. No, I'm from America. If we had won the world championship, what While he sings She facesa front, and you see a dead fetus sticking out of the right I think our boys just might have the dead fetus Mr.Mackey: You uh, you never noticed that? I don't wanna be treated Kyle grabs one end of the rope, and Cartman the other, while Stan stands Kyle: Oh, I just hit my nose playing dodgeball. Hello, there. The Denver team always wins, Nurse Gollum is walking alone in the middle of the street, not exactly Ooohh, so I suppose that's out. tell about it? baby come on, just woop give it ass. Bebe: I heard she has tentacles and eats children for lunch. My parents are Chinese. pansy your whole life? You shouldn't make fun of foreigners. anual grand conjoined parade! more at the post office, head shot pissed even more, and shocked sitting If the ball hits you, you're out, but if you catch the ball, he's out, and the last team to still have anybody standing wins. Somebody catch the ball. Here we go cows here we go, They are horrified to discover that she has a dead fetus attached to her face, due to a (fictional) condition called "Conjoined Twin Myslexia." Now, let's try not to send anyone to that monster nurse this time, Frenchy. Conjoined Fetus Lady. The screen says "Pictures of Courage. Kyle: Dude! My mom says there's a lot of black people in China. Stan: Aren't we supposed to have won something in order to go to state Summary: While the kids are playing dodgeball in Chef's gym class, Kyle gets a severe nosebleed. You fight for tomorrow! Be the ball! Sheila kicks him in the leg under the table. I thought we only played on Fridays. they're black brown or whatever. You're gonna get us into trouble again. to personally thank all of you for your enthusiastic cooperation. because they're from another country. I made fun of them because Kid on the Denver team is lying there on the ground crying. Principal Victoria: Now you did say she has a fetus, on her head? It You're gonna get us into trouble again. it cut off? Stan: If the ball hits you, you're out. Let's hear it for the parade Short announcer: And there is only one more Chinese player left. We're gonna play dodgeball! Principal Victoria: Ahh, of course you do. Script • Let me try, let me try. The partially separated egg then develops into a conjoined fetus. baby still attached. condition, and it is nothing to be made fun of. She looks out the window, and is annoyed that he is still there, filming. South Park will finally have a sport that it's good at. They played Sharon: Sheila, I was just wondering if you might know why my son is touch me! The living baby is born, with the dead Principal Victoria: Did you say a fetus? Kevin: "No, I'm from America. Oh, that's not fair! Okay, children, now, we're almost to China. Tom: Yeah good thing they have those big eyes so they don't have to "Conjoined Twin Song" you cheery face again. Say around 8? day! Translate current cue. Promise we won't I made fun of them because they are. I want to talk to you all about your school nurse. My parents are Chinese. But sometimes the twins get hooked together and they're born as Just stay focused now. All But it's quicker to get to the Denver school. evening. Principal Victoria: So I head that the South Park cows are playing Denver Mayor: [On podium talking through mic] Ladies and gentlemen this is is forced to live in the shadows because she feels like an outcast. Kevin: No I'm from America. Chef: [To himself]: Yeah whatever you old dried up fat hog. all swollen and red. Yes, we could get you a few hats and wear a different one every day. been quite a week. Tom: Oh, another American is down. Denver has a bunch of mean looking kids with spiky haircuts. Sheila: Now that's just the kind of unawairness that we need to fight Chef(still laughing): Concentrate on your game. Chef, Mr. Mayor: And now, let's hear from the woman of the week, the incredible, Hey, Pip. freaks! Sheila: Can you imagine that poor, poor woman. Here we go Ca-ows, here we go: Unh, unh! Kyle: Hey Pip? At the Marsh's house Stan is seen running in the background with an Be the ball. then? BIG American eyes. Kyle tells the others and they react in disgust, making fun of her. And now.. Nurse: Don't you realize that the last thing I ever wanted was to be Do you wanna be on my team again? He's not a stereotype! out. Move to the previous cue. I want to make the public aware of her. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. It's number, oh I don't know. She's outraged. Can we go home now? Has anybody actually seen the nurse, and come back to tell about it? Chef: No, no, no, no ,no, that's different. We have a lot of practicing to do! 21:58. … Conjoined twin myslexia. achievement award. Kyle is injured and must go to see the school nurse and is terrified because of the stories he's heard. Dude, where is she gonna get fetus clothes? Did you say a fetus, sticking out from her head? Conjoined Fetus Lady (2.05) [Stan's mother, Sharon, is speaking to Kyle's mother, Sheila, on the phone. Next time you want to scare the hell out of my child, just go outside and sit in the road until a truck runs you over instead? And so, at this honorary dinner we take a look back at our beloved Nurse Gollum and the brave life she has lived. Episode Info While the kids of South Park are on the bus to China for the Dodgeball World Championships, the townsfolk make an effort to make the school … We've been working all week against that kind South Park. You know, that has a nice ring. What I really wanna say is... well, -egh-- This may sound odd coming from a woman with a fetus sticking out of her head, but... you're all a bunch of freaks! Her disease should be brought to light so that it can be understood rather than made fun of. terms with what they don't understand. Full Ep. I've been obsessed, side of her head. But most importantly, this week has brought to my attention a very serious and dreaded disease: conjoined twin myslexia. Kevin C. Stoley is a member of the boys' class. Promise we won't make it too painful. In the background Stan's dad is attempting to stop Stan from doing so. Ms. Herman, Images • Mayor: Uh, freaks with big hearts! Principal Victoria: [To Sheila] Oh my what an ungrateful bitch. twins. all those crossaints be able to get....ow! Decrease size of captions. If we win this one, we're world champions. Aw, I just hit my nose playing dodgeball. Americans look alike. and an obsession isn't good. I want you all to try Mayor: What a glorious parade that was. Name : Description: File Size : 205_BELLY.WAV: Awww, that's not fair, he's so fat it stuck in his belly. Antonyms for conjoined twin. The little fetus, did it talk? What seems to be pissing you off today? Would you do me a favor? Now come on, we have a lot of practicing to do. Find all the best video clips for "Conjoined Fetus Lady - South Park [S02E05]" at getyarn.io. 136kb: 205_BIGEYES.WAV: I don't suppose they'll have any problems seeing the ball with their big American eyes. You got just one more, Pip. Come on, limey, don't be a wuss! I'm not upset about her. We're going to Washington, D.C.! I'd appreciate it if both you and Mr. Mackey would attend. Ooohh, yeess, a Conjoined Twin Myslexia Awareness Week. Chef: [to Bob] Oh sorry about wooping yo ass there coach. of the twins dies before birth. Principal Victoria: So did you ever think of you just you know, having God damn maybe if you didn't eat Oh, I see you've noticed my disorder. Dude, that is-a not cool! You're from South Park, yeah? I've been reading up on your poor nurse's He's so fat, it stuck in his belly! I want to make the public Oh glorious Stan: Jordan, Swatson, pull forward! out of my child, just go outside and sit in the road till a truck runs This is your week, you aren't going anywhere. You shouldn't Nurse: What I really wanna say is, well this may sound off coming from I didn't know you had it in you. This poor woman is forced to live in the shadows because she feels like an outcast. Chef: Ok children. He knocks down all Great job, children! Feeling like an outcast, being ridiculed every day... Hello, Sheila? on the other team. Right, bubbe? Increase size of captions. on them and a pink baby attached on the side. Well, we might as well get this over with; we've gotta start thinking about D.C. Joking is a way for them to come to Sit down, boys. Well, I certainly want to thank you for bringing your team down. courageous, Nurse Gollum! If we can win State, we can play in the Nationals in Washington, D.C.! He throws the ball out of anger and hits two kids on the other team. We're world champions! Did you all see? Mrs. Herman has opened the east wing I don't supposed they'll have any problem seeing the ball with their A picture of Ike in a bathtub is seen hanging above Even with a dead fetus on your head Nurse: You know Mayor, I really should be accompanying those kids to I heard the school nurse is hideously deformed. You children win this one, and you're National Champions! Now, come on! A song starts playing with some man singing. Why are we playing dodgeball again? Yeah. The living baby is born with the dead baby still attached. Clyde Ohh, children, it'll be glorious! I won the game! of folks just like you! the wall. All American look alike! You can eat after the game. She hits him so hard that it knocks him off his seat. The little fetus, did it talk? to go to the nurse's office. Bob: My god, amazing where people can live nowadays. The incredible, courageous Nurse Gollum! Chef: We did it children! It's Sharon, Stan's mother. The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka/Script, https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Conjoined_Fetus_Lady/Script?oldid=433645. I ah, well I don't know what to say. And actually I'm not from France. eating dinner. She has a dead fetus attached to her head. That looks good. You're my conjoined-twin-dead-thing-hanging-off-your-head woman, Nurse Gollum • Sheila: Well Sharon, I was just trying to edjucate them about conjoined team is going to the national finals. So I told the school board to find me some hick school from the mountains, and here you are. Everyone, look! We never had dodgeball in my school. She looks fairly normal, except for the dead fetus sticking out of her head. I get quite disturbed when you call me that! My parents are Chinese." twin myslexia. S2 • E6. Tom: Hey, I really, really want that. A kid from that team is gonna try to bean a kid on our team in the head with a big red ball. Sheila: Feeling like an outcast, being ridiculed every day. A kid from the other team hits Bebe on Kyle's team. "What's the matter, Frenchy? No big woop. Mayor: Now join me in saluting our cows and help make Nurse Gollum not In Finnish, of course. the window, reading something, in a grocery store with a shopping cart, Chef: Ok children, now who's gonna win the state finals? Tom: Hey you want to head my impersonation of American? Another kid throws the ball and Kyle catches it. Watch Episode. Nurse: I really appreciate what you're trying to do here, but it's not But it is ok to make fun of foreigners starts crying. You-you don't understand, children. Let's go home. one every day. Chef: Damn it! Gerald: Oh I don't know. My G-hod, amazing where people can live nowadays. coordinators! In "Conjoined Fetus Lady," we're introduced to the school nurse: She has "Conjoined Twin Myslexia" and was born with a stillborn fetus attached to her head. I'm Bob Thomas, the coach for the Denver And just what price would you pay for eternal glory? Sheila: She has a dead fetus attached to her head.